the trick here is to catch him when he can’t expose his harbinger identity. i’m a very happy-go-lucky person so he’d probably want to strike me with lightning just to ruin my day. Scaramouche - the main hurdle to overcome here is the looming threat of disintegration.
wedding bells but in minor key to symbolize the impending doom. they might not all land but the tripping penguin aura will keep him around anyway, if not just to see what nonsense will happen next. he’d start off by regarding me the same way one does a penguin who keeps tripping over its feet in the zoo. overall terrible person with very little capacity for genuine emotion? absolutely. since the poll is almost at its conclusion, i’ll go ahead and give my thoughts, ranked from ‘ez +1 husband obtained’ to 'requires enough effort that i’m disrespecting myself as a woman with how hard i’d have to try.’Ĭhrollo - listen. 🕵️♂️ i’ve appreciated the input from my fellow terrible men enjoyers.